Favorite Quotes:

“We could raise interest rates in 15 minutes if we wanted to.”
— -Dr. Ben Bernanke (12/5/10)
“Flat is the new up.”
— Goldman Sachs (8/17/15)
“So bullish, it hurts.”
— Paul Richards (10/30/14)
“Now my money like NASDAQ, my checks you can cash that.”
— Dr. Dre
“I’m excited about coming into work today.”
— Everyone who works at Citadel
“I’m not excited about coming into work today.”
— Everyone who works at Amazon
Dale Doback: What is your problem, man?

Derek: My problem? I don’t know. I don’t have a problem, uh, Dale. In fact, I have the opposite of a problem. I made over 550K last year. How much did you make?

Dale Doback: It’s not about money.

Derek: It’s not about money? Well, for me, it’s a little about money, and I made *that* much money last year.
— Stepbrothers
“Stop fearing the futures. There’s probably like, I don’t know maybe, 10 guys in a room in their pajamas at 4-o’clock this morning.”
— Cramer (9/1/15)
“The four most dangerous words in investing are: ‘this time it’s different.’”
— Sir John Templeton
“Off the lows.”
— CNBC (everyday)
“They say money can’t buy happiness? Look at the f****** smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.”
— Jim Young (Boiler Room)
“Bleep, bzzz, boop, zzrrt”
— HFTs
“Transitory”
— Janet Yellen