Four Comma Club

Four Comma Club

It’s been more than four months since we’ve had a stock hanging out in the four comma club, buying drinks for everyone.

Apple’s (AAPL) market cap crossed above $1T on August 2, 2018 and stayed above that level for three straight months before it went straight to the dumpster. Did you buy the dip? Or did you panic sell and think the world was going to end? December feels like such a long time ago.

Chipotle Ghosted Me

Chipotle Ghosted Me

Ghosted [‘gōst-təd] v. : When a person expresses love, interest, or affection for someone or something and the person they are speaking to only says “Ditto”, like Patrick Swayze in the movie Ghost.

Example: Ron told his girlfriend he loved her, only to be ghosted by her response of “Ditto”.

A couple of months ago, I decided to reach out to Chipotle to see if I could get one of the famed Black Cards.

8 Things I Learned From Apollo 8

8 Things I Learned From Apollo 8

Rocket Men: The Daring Odyssey Of Apollo 8 And The Astronauts Who Made Man’s First Journey To The Moon is a New York Times bestselling novel released last year by Robert Kurson.

It tells the story of the three astronauts (Jim Lovell, Frank Borman, Bill Anders) who made the first daring and courageous journey to the Moon and the challenges they faced along the way. It reads like a thriller.

My Morning Routine

My Morning Routine

As if you actually wanted to read about another celebrity’s routine.

I present mine:

  • Wake up (usually from baby crying in the adjacent room or from dog licking my face)

  • Check futures (I have no idea why I do this)

  • Take a shower if I didn’t take one before bed

  • Put on clothes, brush teeth, make hair look beautiful, believe me

  • Feed the dog and let him outside

  • Make a quick cup of coffee and grab a Larabar or RxBar to go

  • Drop the kid off at daycare

  • Arrive at work 30-45 minutes late

Put Down Your F*cking Phone

Put Down Your F*cking Phone

“Put down your fucking phone! “ -Mrs. Ramp to Mr. Ramp pretty much every night

This is a real issue for nearly all of us. You’re standing in line at Chipotle. You’re waiting at a stoplight. You’re walking down the street. You’re playing with your kids. You’re always looking at your phone.

Approximately 75% of you are currently reading this on your phone. I know this because my site analytic data tells me so. Thanks for playing.

We're All Addicted To Something

We're All Addicted To Something

We’re all addicted to something.

Maybe it’s alcohol. Maybe it’s gambling. Maybe it’s something softer like video games or Twitter. Maybe it’s something harder like pain killers or hard drugs.

On Sunday, I posted a Twitter poll regarding addiction. Some of my followers posted very courageous stories and admissions about addictions. There were even a few brave souls who emailed me their personal stories about overcoming addiction. They were extremely moving and powerful.